We HATE ravers, they are the scum of the earth, they are robots, fashion victims with bad clothes, bad haircuts and seriously sub standard drugs. We HATE skaters, get a job, quit clogging the streets. We HATE Goths, goth is dead, they can't dance because they are too worried about breaking into a sweat and having their make up run. We HATE punks, punk is also dead, the symbols are meaningless in the 90s. We HATE indie kids: face it, M(orr)isery is a sad bastard, Robot Smith is a prick and flares really did go out in the 70s, that also goes for shoegazers because they are 'sensitive' pseudo intellectual gits who can't dance either. We HATE industrial kids and cyber punks, putting NIN on the back of your leather jacket does not make you cool. We HATE Metallers, especially fluffy metallers: perms are for poodles, open shirts are for Burt Reynolds and head banging/air guitar is for posing gits who can't play. We HATE crusties: the new age will not be hastened by wandering the streets with backpacks, dogs on string, dreads and sitting on your arse listening to the Levellers or NMA smoking far too much dope. We HATE rap kids:'Yo Homey' means something in South Central, it means fuck all here. Most of all we HATE collective identity: every day of your pathetic life you are being put in a little box by society by the way you look or the bands you listen to. Collective identity sucks, be an individual, don't make it easy to be dismissed in a sentence.